K, you are just absolutely hilarious.

I hope I say that enough.

You legit make me laugh out loud once a week.

Not like all you kids do in the day-to-day.

I mean with a deadpan one-liner – like I’m at a standup show – and you just said the last thing I would ever think of.

Now then.

We all have these Buc-ee’s T-shirts we bought on our last trip to Alabama.

We got them because the town where the Buc-ee’s is, plastered across the front of all the shirts, is our last name.

Kinda cool.

I love Buc-ee’s, but I’m not into big graphic shirts.

I always wear solid black T-shirts and Columbia fishing shirts.

So I have taken to wearing my Buc-ee’s shirt as pajamas.

All that to say, we were up early, getting ready for church, or basketball, or school, or whatever it was, some time ago.

I told you something mundane and matter-of-fact, and without missing a beat, you shot back:

True. But, you know what they say, Pappy. You can never trust a man in a Buc-ee’s shirt.

🤣

I just sat there, coffee in hand, wearing my big blue shirt with a dopey beaver on the front of it, and laughed at myself.

How did I get such a funny kid?

I love you.

-Dad