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So Incredibly Thankful For Grace And Mercy

Incredibly Thankful For Grace And Mercy

I am so incredibly thankful for something that happened over this last Thanksgivingving weekend.

This might sound melodramatic, but I am serious.

It shook me about the possibility of it all.

I am thankful that K didn’t die.

See we were in Kerrville and everyone was downstairs in the kitchen with Grandma and Grandpa.

It was so inconsequential, I don’t even remember what we were doing – but mom and I turned around for maybe sixty seconds while, H and K, you both played between the kitchen table and downstairs bathroom.

We let our attention wander with the simple directive of:

“H, watch K for a second.”

A minute later, I hear only silence and run around the corner to check on you two.

You were both gone and I went farther around the corner to investigate.

We found you both halfway up the staircase to the second floor.

K, you are still learning to walk, but you managed to army-crawl halfway up the stairs!

And H thought she was being such a good sister staying just ahead of you and cheering you on!

I mean, hardwood stairs, a tile floor at the bottom, and an unsteady one-year-old nearly 7 feet up off the ground…

I nearly freaked by the time I rescued the situation.

In a ridiculous act of parenting, I asked H:

“I thought you were watching her?”

H responded:

“I was. She was doing awesome!”

I love you.

-Dad

This Is How You Have A Baby

This Is How You Have A Baby

H, this last weekend, you explained to your older cousins how to have a baby.

They were in town for K’s baby dedication at church and birthday party.

I know, I know.

Ky, your birthday was 30 days ago.

But it was the only weekend we could round everyone up and do your dedication at the same time…

Nevertheless, as all the children were hunched over hurried plates of spaghetti, you announced it.

“If my mom wants another baby, she just has to poop in her wedding dress.”

I did not hear you say this firsthand, but I hear that the laughter exploded.

And at the age of 4 – well that’s close enough.

We can talk about the specifics later.

Ha!

I love you.

-Dad

Chomp! Chomp! Might As Well Chomp!

Chomp! Chomp! Might As Well Chomp!

H, you sing this song about “chomp” right now and it is completely perfect.

But here is the real story.

The song is actually from the movie Sing.

Matthew McConaughy plays the voice of the koala, Buster Moon.

In one scene, Moon is auditioning animals for his show and the camera is cutting between auditions.

There are a group of frogs during the tryouts who belt out a quick refrain before the camera cuts to another group.

This refrain, you have walked around singing off-and-on for the last few months.

“Jump! Jump! Might as well jump!”

The noteworthy part is that you do not actually say that at all.

You say:

“Chomp! Chomp! Smatter and chomp!”

A week or two ago I said:

“Honey, I think they are saying Jump.”

You stopped to look at me, so I clarified.

I think they are saying:

“Jump! Jump! Might as well jump!”

You then looked at me like I was having a stroke.

Don’t ever change.

I love you.

-Dad