H, you sing this song about “chomp” right now and it is completely perfect.

But here is the real story.

The song is actually from the movie Sing.

Matthew McConaughy plays the voice of the koala, Buster Moon.

In one scene, Moon is auditioning animals for his show and the camera is cutting between auditions.

There are a group of frogs during the tryouts who belt out a quick refrain before the camera cuts to another group.

This refrain, you have walked around singing off-and-on for the last few months.

“Jump! Jump! Might as well jump!”

The noteworthy part is that you do not actually say that at all.

You say:

“Chomp! Chomp! Smatter and chomp!”

A week or two ago I said:

“Honey, I think they are saying Jump.”

You stopped to look at me, so I clarified.

I think they are saying:

“Jump! Jump! Might as well jump!”

You then looked at me like I was having a stroke.

Don’t ever change.

I love you.

-Dad