H, sometimes dogs lick things.

But you already know that, apparently.

See, we were joking around and got in the floor last night playing.

Before we could do anything Huck came over and laid down beside us.

I swear that this is the actual conversation we had next:

H: “Why is Huck licking his heinie?”

Dad: “Well. He’s actually licking his penis. It’s kind of gross.”

H: “It’s ok, dad. That’s how he cleans himself.”

Dad: “Wait. Where did you learn that?”

H: “A long time ago. Don’t worry about it.”

You make me laugh every day.

I love you.

-Dad