Mommy’s Pants

I wear wind pants – regular windpants – to work out in.

I always have – other than shorts when it’s hot.

So I told you that to tell you that for my 42nd birthday, my big present was a pair of new workout pants.

“Joggers,” they are called.

Of course, by the time you read this, I’m sure they will be long out of style…

I digress.

The new pants are much slimmer than the old ones.

And they are particularly fitted over the calf.

The next day everyone is getting ready, so I put on my new pants to go to the gym.

I’m sitting in the kitchen tying my shoes.

T, you walk up, put your hand on my knee and say:

Dad, why you wearing mommy’s pants?

You asked because it’s true!

🤣

I look like I’m in women’s yoga pants.

But.

But – at least everyone else at the gym does too.

Ugh.

That’s what I get for trying to update my wardrobe.

I love you.

-Dad