K, you stole my phone today and almost sent your first tweet.

I sat my phone down and simply forgot to lock it.

You apparently got your hands on it a few seconds later and by the time I got back in the room and got my phone back, you had Twitter open and a tweet all typed out.

At some point down the road, if you still want it to be your first tweet, I saved it for posterity.

It was:

“Pool ppooiuhtex”

I love you.

-Dad