H, when you have a simple question.

You always say the same thing.

You say:

“I need to tell you a question.”

The thing is, I don’t actually know for sure if you are still confusing statements and questions.

Or – if you are indulging us because you can sense that we think the uncertainty is endearing.

It started with the clear confusion of a toddler.

But it seems like you sometimes look to satisfy us, by an innocent question and an absent look.

Like a dad prancing around for a tea party to love on his daughter, it feels like you “tell us your questions.”

Feel free to continue for as long as you wish.

We love the delusion.

I love you.

-Dad