H, your class is a bunch of teacher assassins.

No joke, if you have a teacher – that teacher is probably gone within a year.

It’s actually been kind of amazing to watch…

Kindergarten teacher – disappeared and never came back after the first week of school.

Kindergarten replacement teacher – quit at the end of the year

First-grade teacher – retired at the end of the year.

Both second-grade teachers – somehow all lived.

Third-grade teacher – moved at the end of the year.

Fourth-grade math teacher – quit ten weeks into school.

Y’all straight-up murdering teachers. 🤣

I love you.

-Dad